Sunday, June 08, 2008

'Money Is The Root Of All Evil' - I Don't Care How Many Sins That Arises, I Just Am Willing To Do Anything Just About Anything For Those Dollar Notes.

Money Talks...Yeah, See Me Cry Over Money Again
yeah, it really sucks. i figures that i would be safe with 20 bucks at hand. but i forget that i have like lunches and dinners to get myself. i needed some money for my transportation. and for my camp stuff, needed some provisions. it's amazing how that 20 bucks disappeared in a matter of seconds. you're never okay with any amount of money. you need to keep on increasing your wealth pile to be happy. i'm a growing man with a unbelievable appetite. i need to appease my stomach. instant noodles. yeah, it's cheap, good, fast and filling. but is it healthy, nutritious, and you certainly need to keep on stocking up..which still results you in having the need of more money. money is never enough.

that's why we work...some of us. who think that we need to satisfy our needs. first use the money to get our needs, eg. camp stuff, normal cheap food, school stuff, stuff like that. then there's our wants...like wonderful food, games, chocolates, stuff like that. our wants really outnumber the needs. it's just that we see the wants as needs before we buy it and when we look back when we are a little short, we realise that we shouldn't have actually spent on it. ahh, regrets. i'm have like tones of regrets. learn from it. we must learn to control the impulse. we must stop. and so must i about this subject. the more i think about it, the more i talk about it...the more it makes me wanna just drop helplessly and hopelessly to the ground and curl up into a ball and hope and imagine that my ass will shit out dollar notes. hm, imagine that. that would be a sight to behold.

hm then it's like without money, you find yourself helpless. what if the bus and train services has stopped opertaion. you can't take the taxi. then when you see this thing you have been so dying to try for on sale and you open up your wallet and there's nothing there except a dead moth. then when it's time for lunch and you don't have money, so you're hungry for the whole day. that sucks...all those things..and more.

hm, then you wish for things that are free. like free food, free drinks, free toliet entries and all that. but is that possible. well, kinda, if you know where to look. then how do you ask people out also. you can't ask them out and say, '..but it's gonna be your treat baby girl'...that girl's gonna give you the biggest sarcastic grin in your life and wave goodbye to your sorry little assface for the last time. but hey, if a girl does that, that means she's a bitch. cause she doesn't know honesty, even if honesty was a person and doing her in the middle of the night with extra force and fetish-ness, she wouldn't even try to understand it. she would just be...wait, i'm talking about money here, not bitches and whips in sex.

money. we all need it. especially everyone. yeah, i just wanted to stress my point. make it more convincing or something like that. you pray that you can get free money. but it's hard. even when you get it from your parents, they need something back in return. like good grades from you, or not making alot of noise. and it sucks cause my parents are not at home right now, not in singapore actually, and i can't ask them for money. if i could, i surely would.

money , please...i need money. i'll do anything. i'll really do anything. please, anything. anything. to everyone...what do you want me to do. strip, pole dance infront in the middle of a orchard road foodcourt. stand in the middle of the road for 3 mins, sleep with you, stay away from you, accompany you anywhere, do stuff for you, be your man butler, anything...i'm willing to do ANYTHING...

Culda

P.S Anyone need anything to be done, like either those stuff mentioned above or anything you have in mind which you are ready to pay for being done, please call me at 97473625. really...call. please do call. i welcome you with all my heart.

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