When You Have Nothing To Do, You Torture Yourself With The Thoughts Of Having Unstoppable Fun And Endless Runs In A Field Of Yellow Daisies.

what's up with the tittle? don't ask me. i have no explanation for it. anyway, was feeling like so bored. thought i'll just insult myself by taking stupid tests..

You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything. Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.

Are You a Mac or a PC?

er, then why the hell am i using a mac? hm, the test is wrong. it's wrong. if my mom believe's this, she's gonna be like saying that i wasted her money.

Your Slanguage Profile

Prison Slang: 75% British Slang: 50% Canadian Slang: 50% Victorian Slang: 50% Aussie Slang: 25% New England Slang: 25%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

i belong in prison. damn, i need something to make me feel better.

You Probably Look Your Age (At Least!)

You don't really respect your body, and that may catch up with you over time. Relax a little and try to take care of yourself. If not, you'll have a lot of botox in your future.

Do You Look Your Age?

shit. this tests is making me have low self esteem. freak. botox? hm, i doubt so. ahh, freak you blogthings. make me feel good about myself. tell me i'm doing something right.

Your Response is: Stay Calm

You don't have much of a fight or flight response. In fact, you rather do neither. You don't like getting worked up. You are able to approach most threats calmly and rationally. You don't let your emotions get the best of you!

How Do You Respond: Fight or Flight?

yay. finally. i'm calm. yep. that's good news. alright...see, i'm a soft guy. i don't start fights. i end them.

i just realise that this is mostly like for girls. i also found out i date like a woman. well, that explains some stuff. 

You Are 34% Homophobic

You don't want to be homophobic, and you're usually not. You have a few stereotypes about gay people - and they'll eventually be broken.

Are You Homophobic?

hm, hey hey...look at that. i ain't really homophobic. see, i've got nothing against you johnathon. hm, inside joke.

You Are a Chocolate Cheesecake

Rich and greedy, you're attracted to the dark side of life. Nothing ever quite satisfies your inner beast. And somehow, people find that sexy.

What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?

hm, chocolate cheesecake? erm, never tried one before. people find my unsatisfied inner beast sexy and alluring? holy shit, baik sial (damn nice).

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

i'm happy with this. see, i'm not evil. i'm just funnily sarcastic which appeals to everyone who doesn't have a frail and fragile heart. 

and finally gonna end it with something fun.

You are a Rocker Girl!

If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's. Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know. Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime. Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

hm, interesting result. a rocker girl. hm, well, so i won't be much different if i have a sex change. not that i'm thinking of one. i'm not thinking of being a girl. herm, but there is a female dragon boating team...hmm...no...of course not la...

well, it was fun, i'll probably be back with more...