I Know The Truth Is Hard To Swallow But Baby, This Seat Ain't Big For The Two Of Us Anymore, So Why Don't You Scoot On Over To That Seat?

Reader Info: This Blog Was Constructed over a period of 4 days due to some shit that will not interest you...so just keep reading fatty...

I'm Baaaaack...okay...you can stop jumping and screaming and swooning over that...

exams are over and i screwed up totally...its not that i have low self-esteem or anything...i have a rather high level of self-esteem in fact...anyway...i was like so f***ed up over this fact that i screwed up my exams...this means less nights on the com and more nights sleeping on my textbooks...seriously...it will create this impression that i'm hardworking and studious. nice plan huh? but i don't think that will be a good plan anymore since i just publicly revealed my plan...argh...

Hmmm, anyway, like i said in my last blog, i will write one bloody long piece of shit...i've got good stuff to write...so read up...listen up...nav is back...with my unique sense of style and crapology...

Minutes To Midnight (wait, i think my clock is spoilt)

i've bought it...i've bought it...i've bought it...

for all those clueless nimwits out there, i'm talking about linkin park's new cd...minutes to midnight...listening to it right now...hmmm...it's quite nice...different...fresh...the whole album is like a box of chocolates...some tracks are not so nice compared to the other tracks...though some people think otherwise...hmmm...but overall, that cd which i bought for $18.95 at HMV City Link Mall is worth it...whoever wants to borrow from me...better book now...the booking list is kinda packed...unless you know ways to 'cut the queue' if you know wat i mean...and what's more there's no rental fee...the only catch...you only can have it for one day...and you've gotta be on Nav's List of Good children...i've decided to come with one...i got my inspiration from "santa claus"...from that bloody fat goon with the broom-shaped beard...hmm...as you can see, my issues with him is still not yet over...anyway, i'll be waiting for the bonus edition of the linkin park...hope there will be one...one with all the videos and interviews and whatever that will make people like me happy...

The Trouble With Kids Is...

they suck...kids...sure they're cute and all that but com'on...every kid comes in the standard package...cute, irritating, a pain in the ass, childish, immature and the frequent pee pee in the pants and stuff like that...

you know what i mean...i mean...it's like when you're pinching their cheeks, you all of a sudden get this urge to lower your hands to their neck and re-enact the scence of the ever-popular father-son fights in the simpsons...hmmm...i dunno...i was at my friend's house the other day, and his bro was so cute and all that he kept tugging at my pants...it was all fun and games until someone got injured...i wouldn't want to specify that area but i'll give you a hint, it's the place where girls like to kick to play/fight a guy...more will be discussed later...

kids...makes me think...how many do i want...i don't want a whole soccer team...nor do i want a pampered son of a fruitcake a.k.a the only child, who gets what he want...two or three is sufficient...just hope so my wife won't be so keen on having a bunch of brown basket-ballers by purposely cutting holes in the safety equipment which is needed in the main activity of the adult's fruitful life...

Passing Out Ceremony ( the red cross unit will be very busy on that day. figure it out)



hmmm...right now...i am supposed to be writing my valediction...supposed to, but i'm not doing it...i'm going to procrastinate for a while...ain't going to be like kher meng...who 'forgot' his valediction on that day last year...hmmm...let's see what am i going to write about...for those who will be there, this is like a sneak preview...you'll saw the the sneaks of the spiderman 3 right...now you'll be experiencing the sneaks to my highly anticipated valediction...ready...good..here we go...5...4...3...2...1...0...-1



(imagine you're watching a movie trailer, to make it more interesting unless you want it to be a boring paragraph)



The famous first words "I have a dream..for my unit"...the famous attention grabber "Lend me your ears, brothers and sisters and aunties and uncles and shitwacks"...the (in)famous man "I am Navjoth Singh, and i'm a very nice person, when i'm not pumping people that is"...the (in)famous line "F**KING HELL, KNOCK IT DOWN, YOU BUNCH OF A**FACES"...Come thursday..."i could have been sreaming at my baby cousin but i'm here instead, so appreciate it dumb-cracks"...a new hero will rise "i've recently bought a new venom costume"...I said a NEW hero..."i'll call myself night stalker"...A dynasty will fall "Wait...what happened to the NPCC?"...And a new era will begin "See ya fags and lezes haha"...But above all, tears will flow "what the f**k you crying about wethead?"...and hearts will break "Sorry guides, i did some research and found that there's no way for you to get a sense of humor implanted in your cerebelums"...Navjoth Singh in "This is the begining of the end of the world" the most truthful and realistic speech ever..."if you don't give a damn...then put on make up and play dress up you lady-wannabe" The Valediction...Coming Soon to Manjusri's PAC...This speech is not yet rated.

hmmm, if you didn't get that...you will never get it at all unless you come and bug me...but you know better than to bug me right...

To Sum It All Up (well, not really...it's just a string of words i want to use to get it clear to you that this blog is ending soon)

the world ends...our life ends...it's all shit...shit happens...we can't help it sometimes...but when shit happens to us, let's not treat it like it's the end of our freaking tragic and meaningless lives...brush that dirt off you shoulders and knees and throw the middle finger with a smile to those who laugh at our mistakes as we walk away in search for new f**king challenges to overcome and conquer. you don't belive what i said? you ain't gonna make it bro or sis or whatever you are...you're gonna crumble eventually and all hope will be lost for you...

so what cha waiting for...shit happens...f**k shit...take that dress off and stop having a cry-fest..you're gonna make it the moment you stop and learn from what made you fall...take it rom me...i'm doing my best...and if you can't respect me or whoever it is for persevering...i've only one thing to say to you...how's your life king nothing?

Culda

P.s. I'll be back very soon...maybe two or three days later...bigger, better and in full form and force