Thursday, April 05, 2007

I Sit Under This Bright Light, Sweat Pouring Down My Forehead While Fear Grips Me Tightly While I Talk About The Manjusri Guides In The Only Way I Can

okay...what did i say i will talk about today...?

Dating

oh yeah...the singlehood thing..well...like i said...it's a trend to have close friends and take them out on individual 'dates'...it's like you know you're friends and if anything happens...hey, you're just closer friends...i mean why waste out time and sexual chemistry on steads...it's bs man...ifor you noobs out there, bs is bullshit...anyway...one more thing...enjoy singlehood...let me tell you why in point form:

- you get to look at other girls without having been pinched by your girl (unless your girl is bisexual, then you both can happily look at the chio bu)

- you will see that your bank statement will be the non-heartbreaking

- you will be able to go home early...well...depends really...okay...this point doesn't matter...

i can't say much of the other stuff as well, censorship restrics me from doing so...anyway, i'm enjoying me singlehood...so fun...i get...oops, i won't say that..if not i'll get hate mail from people and the guides of manjusri will have another reason to hate me...

Manjusri Guides Company

anyway, guides of manjusri...wow...they are pretty good-looking...compared to some of the seniors...i won't say which senior...why? cause those senior, i presume, should have mirrors at home and can conclude for themself if they are more atractive or their juniors...should i be saying this...why am i giving the MJR guides more reason to hate me..? maybe because i can turn hate into destruction..muahahahaha..okay...i'm not okay at the moment...

but the guides of manjusri have one thing which i hate...and to prevent me from being hated even more by the guides, i will not disclose it...but the guides are better than the scouts in marching...stationary drills wise..hmmm...it's a close battle, but the scouts are leading...but marching...the girls in blue (nope, not Girls Brigade...girl guides) are marching frward towards the battleground...hmmm...too bad...the goh of guides..hmmm...espeicially **** *** and ******* and ******************************************....not so good..but room for improvement..but who am i to comment on the ladies...my scouts march like they just came out from coma...all lembek (weak) and always have the dying look when on the parade grounds...they must be trying to be on the Black Parade..

Sec 1 Scouts

hmmm, the scouts are doing well...though there are some with attitude problem...i don't think they will pose a threat to the growth of the Red Fox Scouts...they might even make the unit proud one day...but first, they have to be tekan-ed...i don't mean it as a form of pleasure for me...but...it's discipline instillment and the lesson of 'when to shut up and listen to your senior'...but it's so cute to see their faces when tey don't know what they are supposed to do under the pressure of the seniors...those facial expressions are priceless...ahhhh...

In All

hmmm...everything seems nicely done up today...still room for improvement...hmmm...guides of manjusri, sorry...but if you wanna borrow the parangs and axes from the scout den and chase after me with them...you could do so on Monday...this coming monday...at 2.20...if you need a parental consent form, you could just visit...i-don't-care-about-nav-well-actually-not-really.blogspot.com...and download the pdf file...guides...

Culda

P.S. Guides i'm just kidding..please...i'm a young boy with a bright future with lots of stuf for me to accomplish...give mea chance...i can be good...i want to be good..i want to receive presents from santa...well, not really...but you get my point...oh-oh...better call my insurance agent...

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